Emporer Norton Utilities

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The Random Collection

Miscellaneous bizarreness

Belief Generator Source Perl Source Windows exe (command line)	C source, Perl source, Windows executable	Program for generating religious beliefs. Perl version and Windows exe provided by the Barry Bittwister Cabal.
Discordian Calendar	PostScript	Prints the Discordian calendar.
ddate.c disdate.c ddate.perl Enhanced ddate.c xddate.tcl	source code	Code to work with Discordian dates in various languages.
Text Scrambler C source Windows exe	C source, Windows executable	A text scrambler, a bit like M-x dissoc. Windows exe provided by the Barry Bittwister Cabal.
Kafka	C source	Kafka is a program that translates BNF grammers into C programs to generate strings in the grammer. Included are three useful kafka programs, insult, flame, and babble.
Kibologize	Emacs Lisp	Generates Kibological rants
pb	C source	pb is a random text generation engine with practical applications in Dadaism and Surrealism. Full (I hope) language documentation in TeXinfo format is provided, along with a manual page and documentation.
Sink	SH Script	Play the Discordian game with unwanted files
Spew	C source (sharchive)	Tabloid headline generator
DOS Spring executable Spring Source	X Windows and DOS, C source	The Springfield Effect, a programmable display hack
Windows Quote Generator	Windows executable	Wintendo program for displaying Discordian quotes (untested)
XNuisance	X windows, C source	An X program which does weird stuff to the cursor
Xtacy, v1.12 Xtacy, v1.13	X Windows	Druel's X display hack, XTacy

The Text Filters

This section is all text filters, all the time. All of the software in this section produces an executable that is used to convert an English text file into one that's a little less English.

The Barry Bittwister Cabal has compiled these filters so they work in the Windows command line, and provide them all in a single zipfile.
Download Windows Emporer Norton Utilities here.

Note: When compiling the filters using flex, you must pass the option --noyywrap to avoid link errors later. For example:

flex -o newspeak.c --noyywrap newspeak.x

B1ff	C source	A BIFF filter
Beable	C source	A text filter for inserting beables
Biff	Lex source	Matt Welsh's BIFF filter
The Chirpy Cockney Converter	Lex source sharchive	A cockney filter
The Encheferiser	Lex source	Write like a Muppet Chef
Drawl	Lex source	English<->Texan translator
Fudd	Lex source	Elmer Fudd (I think)
Jive-Val	Lex source sharchive	Jive/Valspeak; two text filters
Ken	Lex source sharchive	Another cockney text filter
Kibo	C source	Replaces randomly selected words with "Kibo"
Kraut	Lex source sharchive	A pseudo-German text filter
Lame	C source	Another BIFF-like text filter
McElwaine	C source	McElwainising filter. version 1.02
Newspeak	Lex source	Translates English into Newspeak
Ogrify Ogrify data file	C source	I'm not really sure. Some kind of filter.
Rot-Rlyeh Rot-Rlyeh data file	C source	Translate to/from R'lyehish. Communicate with Old Ones.
Taxlaw	C source	Write like a tax man
Thursday	C source	signature formatter