The Discordian $5 Bill

This is from the wonderful, but deceased, site neuroatomic.com

You'll need a color printer...
Just print this page out and cut just along the inside of the border. Then fold it in half and leave it somewhere.

Feel free to copy the source html and tweak it so the bill says what you want it to.

Are you tired of being tricked?
Are you tired of all the empty promises made by religions?
You need DISCORDIANISM! The only religion that makes NO promises and keeps them ALL!!
- Doubt your way to Enlightenment!
- Nonsense as Salvation!
- Improve your sense of humor!
Contact Eris, the Goddess of Confusion, by consulting your pineal gland today!
www.NeuroAtomic.com fnord

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(K)3174 by The Barry Bittwister Cabal. All Rites Reversed.